And so it is truly over. The mystery girls have been revealed, for better or for worse. I think which is better and which is worse is fairly obvious. Don’t expect to see this lady back anytime soon. Mike is not up for helping to raise a child right now. Did you see what we did there?

You are probably wondering what happened to Amy throughout all of this. She was up to her regular mischief on Christmas Eve and present for at least part of New Years Eve, but has since been missing in action.

Has she absconded with Santa’s Sleigh and crashed it in some distant land? Did she have her own drunken adventure and wander in search of answers? Did she get bored and decide to rob a bank? All will be revealed in due time.

And by due time, I mean not for a while.