Anyone would have bet that, based on Monday’s Comic, Ryan would strike out with Sam.

But that fails to account for one key variable. If she is not attracted to him, the chocolates are disgusting little penises. If she is attracted to him, the chocolates are delicious little penises.

My point is, there isn’t really a gift that will make someone like you. Except maybe a car. If you can walk around giving out Ferraris, I think you can get just about anybody you want, even if you look like a slug. At least that’s what I’ve learned from movies.