This is why I don’t do video chat. You never know what someone might see that you won’t want them to see.

Also, I’m not usually dressed appropriately for human interaction when I’m at home. What I’m trying to say is, I dress like a slob from when I wake up, right until the moment I walk out the door.

When I pass through that portal to the outside world, a magical transformation happens. You might refer to it as “putting on pants”, but to me that is powerful sorcery.