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The true meaning of Halloween is that there is no true meaning. You get candy. End of story.

If you were looking for a moral of some sort you should consider a different festival, like Thanksgiving or Columbus Day. Those are great holidays with no skeletons in the closet.

Right?

Be sure to come back on Thursday for the finale of this short series, and follow our musings on Twitter or Facebook. Or else!

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1:

Amy: You want me to lend you my nieces so you can go get candy on Halloween.
Mike: That's about the size of it.

Panel 2:

Amy: What's in it for me?
Mike: One third of the whole take.
Amy: Half.
Mike: Done.

Panel 3:

Niece: What do we get?
Amy: One piece of candy and you'll live to see Christmas.